Three yogis, a jnana yogi, a astanga yogi, and a bhakti yogi, were together in a car crash and all were killed. Poof! They all appeared together at the Feet of Bhagavan.

First God asked the jnan-yogi, "So, what do you believe?" The jnani replied, "I believe in your formless Brahman - so-aham!" God said, "Good, come sit on my side"

Then God said to the bhakti yogi, "So, what do you believe?" The Bhakta replied, "I belive in Your eternal service in Nitya-lila Vaikuntha!" God said, "Good, come sit on my other side!"

Then God said to the astanga yogi, "So, what do you believe?" The astanga yogi replied, "I believe you are sitting on my throne."

Joking! joking!!